Let's just ignore that many of those ports were neutral ports sitting between ports we already owned from the beginning, or that they were ports no one in the nation used such as central America.
We've also taken zero ports from nations right next to their capital.
Britain started with a number of ports almost as high as Spain, except we kept them. In what world that is aggressive land grabbing is beyond me.
"Play to crush" accusations against Britain are the most hilarious thing I've ever read here. Are you seriously holding it against us that we took Pedro Cay, Saint Ann, Prinzapolka etc?
How nice the Swedes were supposed to surrender two ports to you that weren't theirs to begin with
Also demanding an Alliance, you really think that would have worked?
Since he is French, and so are two of the ports you named were French before the weekend, he's just as qualified to accept.