I remember sailing into George Town (Caymans) for the first time: it is a BEAUTIFUL atoll!!!
And, re-writing my first piece, after playing "Naval Action" for the first time:
"2, January, 1786
Naval Gazette: A Commission!
“Port Royal?” I stammered, stumbling out of The Admiralty’s home office, “Where in the devil is that?!?”
I, Sir F Drake, had just been handed my first Admiralty Orders! As a Midshipman I was to command the mighty, “HMS Wroughtenboughtham,” of His Majesty’s Royal Navy, and was to proceed, “with all due haste,” to some, “Port Royal.” My head was swimming with delight and I tore off towards what I thought was my appointed post. But, as luck would have it, Port Royal is NOT the royal docks near Buckingham Palace, as some rather derisive gate-keepers let me know with more than an adequate level of humiliating back-chat; but rather a rather remote Outpost across the Atlantic Ocean in the bloody Caribbean! And, before I could say, “Bob is your uncle,” I was hastily whisked away on the first available tide in a Royal Navy packet bound for the island of Jamaica…
(Narrator: The author has just purchased the game, “Naval Action,” on Steam and is just beginning to explore its workings. Firstly, a player chooses a name for their character, then they choose which nationality they will be affiliated with: Great Britain, France, Spain, Denmark, Sweden, Holland, the USA, the Pirates or to play as a “Neutral.” Any Player who signs up as a British Captain is given an Outpost with a Warehouse in Kingston/Port Royal, limited storage space within said Warehouse, a dock space for up to six Ships, and a “Basic Cutter” as their only Ship. This Ship is an 8th Rate with fore-and-aft rigging which also comes equipped with 10th Rated Four Pounder Cannons; which are the weakest Cannons in the game.)
My name is, Sir F Drake. Upon hearing my name many assume that I am no other than, Sir FRANCIS Drake, the rather infamous Captain and Privateer in His Majesty’s Royal Navy. This error on their parts has served me quite well in life so far, and may well have been the key factor in my landing this sweet commission. However, in actuality I am merely, Sir FREDERICK Drake, a MUCH, MUCH younger brother of the legendary “Francis;” with the “Frederick” shrunk down to an unassuming “F” for the sake of allowing an element of confusion to slip in…
Upon my arrival in Port Royal, Jamaica (known as, “Kingston,” by the locals) I inquired as to where I would find the HMS Wroughtenboughtham. With a few odd smirks and smiles on the side, I was directed to the docks and shown my first command: A “Basic Cutter”… The wind came right out of my sails, and the term, “major disappointment,” was not strong enough to truly describe my initial emotions towards her; for my glorious command was an aging, and very heavily weathered, 8th Rate of a Ship!!
Being flat broke, I was advised that the best path forward was to go into the local Office of The Admiralty and request a Mission; so as to both gain experience, Rank and get some lucrative government pay-outs. When I did so, the Official handed me some orders to: “Sail ‘round Jamaica to a Port called Saint Ann, and rid the seas there of a troublesome pirate!”
(Narrator: In the game, “Naval Action,” there are MANY, MANY Ports scattered all around the greater Caribbean area; which, for the purposes of this game, extends from southern Carolina, clear down to the northern part of South America, being bordered to the west by Mexico and extending eastward enough to include Bermuda, as well as the Lesser and Greater Antillies. All of these Ports are in play, though only the owning Nation’s Ships may enter them, save the Free Towns, which are available for all to utilize. Initially, all seven of the Ports in Jamaica were under British control, so sailing around to Saint Ann was a low-risk undertaking. The game starts each player in their Nation’s home Port where they can access many different parts of the game:
· One may press “M” to view the map, and the map can be zoomed way in or way out depending on one’s specific needs at the time.
· There is a Shop in every Port for buying and selling of Materials, Upgrades, Cannons, Consumables and Resources.
· One may Craft Resources into Materials, Upgrades and/or Ships.
· There is a Missions tab for selecting various types of missions.
· Or, one may click on the “Sail” icon and proceed out of Port and into the “Open World:” a beautifully rendered three-dimensional world consisting of mountains, trees, shores, towns, docks, rocks, water, waves, clouds, stars, sun, and, of course, one’s fantastically modelled Ship.
Currently, movement in the Open World is both simplified and accelerated, such that less time is required to merely sail between Ports. “Missions,” which YouTubers recommend as the best way for beginners to earn money and advance in experience and Rank, are easy to undertake: Creating a Mission means choosing a difficulty level, accepting it, and then, using the Map to locate it. Then, one must sail out into the Open World and find the mission icon, and click on “Enter” to begin the mission. Entering a Mission places one’s Ship within the “Combat Module,” wherein a pirate or pirates are to be engaged. This “Combat Module” features much more detailed and robust graphics, and herein the options are to sink the enemy, be sunk by the enemy, or, disengage if one both needs to AND is able to do so.)
Sailing from Port Royal to Saint Ann was a straight forward affair, and once there locating the pirate was rather easy, as she had become VERY bold and made no attempt to run from us. But upon engaging her, our troubles began in earnest… The weather turned ugly in a hurry, as it is prone to do in this region, and our battle commenced with wind and wave seemingly joining in league with the bloody pirate! My first action was to gain the weather-gauge, and then I commenced firing, catching her smartly on her hull with our initial broadside!! Huzzah!!!
But, from there on out, the encounter turned against us: Numerous times my gun crews were both unresponsive to commands to “fire,” and my “able” rated sailors proved themselves to be quite otherwise; being rather “unable” to get us out of Irons, what with the horrendous wind and waves. In addition, this pirate was no Ensign, and knew his way around a quarterdeck.
At the end of the encounter, it was the pirate holding the weather-gauge, switching tacks expertly, and raking us repeatedly with both of her broadsides; one after the other. The HMS Wroughtenboughtham was sunk, both literally and figuratively. It was both horrific and embarrassing, I thoroughly expect to be “flogged around the fleet” for this wretched performance!
(Narrator: The game, “Naval Action,” initially would not function on the author’s PC; this due to the weak specifications of the computer’s factory-installed graphics card - read: no graphic card present! So, a new graphics card was quickly ordered, and the author borrowed his son's PC in order to give the game a try. Firstly, the game’s graphics are AMAZING, from the Ship models, the blues of the water, to the beaches, the sand and rocks in the shallows - at times you can even see belts of sea-weed and kelp! Unfortunately, the borrowed PC is only attached to the inter-web via a less-than-stellar wifi connection, and the game demands much more for anywhere near optimal performance; or at least there lies a convenient excuse for the author’s sub-par initial foray into the game’s “Combat Module.” It turns out the game ain’t as easy as all the YouTubers make it out to be!)
The Admiralty had ordered me to sail around Jamaica in my 8th Rate, HMS Wroughtenboughtham w/ 10th Rate Cannons to deal w/ an experienced pirate, promising 5,000 “coin of the realm” if I successfully dealt with her. My failure to sink the pirate negated the promised pay-out, though I did receive a minor compensation in both coin of the realm and experience for putting a few holes in her hull. Unfortunately, I now found myself without a Ship and shamefully re-assigned to the back-water Port of Saint Ann's ...
Sign Me: Embarrassed and Ashamed, But Still Commissioned As Of Now, Midshipman; Sir F Drake."