Yonaise

Which is exactly why we were in the council to hash things out. Sure we had our wants, but none the less y'all didn't even try to negotiate. Instead, someone forgot to put Slamz's leash on and he went half cocked telling us all off in that scared quivering voice of his; telling us where to go, and how to get there. Then in a show of glory pronouncing "BRING ON THE SHITSTORM!"Slamz did you guys a favor. He made your beds, now ya'll gotta sleep on it! ....or ya know... Sink him and send us a vid of it... Add some cool effects like some zoom on the chat window where he's raging and stuff. Good music is a plus too.

I have founded the promised land, and have united the fractured clans. Now we the pirate band, shall go forth and hunt for Slamz! You may now applaud.

*Chewing on floating salted meat at sea washing it down with yogurt*

Thumbs up for yogurt

I'm gonna pirate your face slamz! EAT YOUR MEAT! AAGGHHH!!! OMG!!!!!! EMOTICONS DONT WORK!!!!! I NEEED TACOOO!!!!