Captain Trendall

If the opportunity arises i'd love to put me crew to work painting my ship. Imagine a nice black bilge, a beautifully stained amidship, golden bridge, a dark red bulwarks. Me quarterdeck would be majestic Yaaarr. Those who see me ship will never live to tell the story. Those who do will be put to work cleaning the hull of those pesky crustations slowing the Trendtopian Might. A good captain has a good ship and loyal crew. We fly our colours proud be it on in battle or just exploring the vast mighty sea.