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Beating to quartersAnd grape loaded chasersSharp boarding axes and bright polished sabersBlack flags that wave side to side in the windsThese are a few of my favorite things!Double Ball Broadsides, and Boarding bell ringingReload and crew shockAnd falling down riggingWild melee fights and the joy it all bringsThese are a few of my favorite thingsWhen the Brits runWhen the French fleeWhen I'm feeling sadI simply remember my favorite thingsAnd then I don't feel so bad...
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When your game fails what should you do?
When reasoned arguments are through,
When discontent is at it's peak,
What sort of wisdom should you seek?
You blame your foes!
Who says that grinding slots ain't fun?
Just blame your foes!
The fledgling newbies we'll outgun!
We blame your foes!
Our toxic chat is filled with hate?
Lets blame your foes!
The broken tag meta is great!
Must blame your foes!
Why should you fix long sailing bore?
I blame your foes!
Each play should feel just like a chore!
He blames your foes!
When you let hardcore fakes have sway,
All blame their foes?
The winning move is not to play!
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X. The Grinder Song
http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22013-grind-discussion/?do=findComment&comment=454481
We like to eat cake, we like to eat nuts,
We can't move our ass, magnificent fats!
We don't like the gym, all work and no play,
For our validation, we'll grind ships all daaay!
You're pumping your abs, we're pumping XP,
You're dating them lasses, we sink ships for free!
When you come back home, and want to set sail,
Why should we be equal? That would really faaail!
The one who grinds...
The one who grinds...
The one who griiiiinds!
Should win all the fights! Hooray!
IX. Hysterically Historical Song
Invisible ships are historical, hysterically historical,
Invisible ships are historical, my fair lady
Defensive tags are historical, hysterically historical,
Defensive tags are historical, my fair lady!
When one can't outgun,
One must always run,
When one can't outsail,
There must be no trail,
When chasers appear,
Them we shouldn't fear,
Historically hysterical we are the true raiders!
All enemy ships are magical, magically magical,
All enemy ships we attack at range, and make our free escape!
Huzzah!
VIII. For SCAR
Somewhere east of Gibraltar,
Sharing stories by the stars,
Said the Sailor to the Gunner,
See this gnarly wicked scar?
That's no splinter, that's no pike
No corsair did my head strike,
That's no cannonball or oar,
No boatswain or crooked door
That's no chivalry or daring,
That's a different kind of strife,
That's a mark of love and caring,
From my jealous bloody wife.
VII. For ROVER
There's no error, it's no fluke,
Sail alone? You'll meet the duke!
Sella? L4wrence? Merry band!
Better keep your flint at hand.
Rovers raid across the seas,
Traders - pay your escort fees!
VI. For DICS
French ladies like hats,
Brit ladies like drinks,
The Danish are different,
Hey Sailor, join DICS!
V. On Pub Stomping
http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22106-new-player-retention/?do=findComment&comment=453063
Some fight for fun, some fight for marks,
Some fight for fame, some fight for the story,
But if one only fights against newbies in barques,
They should not make the lists or have any glory.
IV. Questions that Matter
Some play to live, some live to play,
Some like to grief, some are quite gay!
What life is real? What game is false?
Who is your king? Who is the horse?
III. Port Battle Suggestion
Fight on seas and fight on lands,
Fight with pike and cannon,
Move your transports with all hands,
To the coasts they land on.
II. Fighting Farewell
http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22116-farewell-naval-action/?do=findComment&comment=453059
Goodbye Farewell Auf Wiedersehen,
Ciao, Adios, and Hasta Siempre!
We'll share a world and fight again,
In fields of smoke and embers!
I. Wheel of Fortune (Tenth Card)
http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22103-x-wheel-of-fortune/
Just a game it's just a game
All the same it's all the same
Blue dots turning black and red
The baguettes want all rats dead
Fight on forums fight on seas
Live your lie and lie to please
Crown of gold or crown of thorns
What awaits kings no one knows
Wheels keep turning in the air
Read your fortune if you dare
Nothing matters no one cares
Time will show how each one fares!
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We like to eat cake, we like to eat nuts,
We can't move our ass, magnificent fats!
We don't like the gym, all work and no play,
For our validation, we'll grind ships all daaay!
You're pumping your abs, we're pumping XP,
You're dating them lasses, we sink ships for free!
When you come back home, and want to set sail,
Why should we be equal? That would really faaail!
The one who grinds...
The one who grinds...
The one who griiiiinds!
Should win all the fights! Hooray!
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Invisible ships are historical, hysterically historical,
Invisible ships are historical, my fair lady
Defensive tags are historical, hysterically historical,
Defensive tags are historical, my fair lady!
When one can't outgun,
One must always run,
When one can't outsail,
There must be no trail,
When chasers appear,
Them we shouldn't fear,
Historically hysterical we are the true raiders!
All enemy ships are magical, magically magical,
All enemy ships we attack at range, and make our free escape!
Huzzah!
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Somewhere east of Gibraltar,
Sharing stories by the stars,
Said the Sailor to the Gunner,
See this gnarly wicked scar?
That's no splinter, that's no pike
No corsair did my head strike,
That's no cannonball or oar,
No boatswain or crooked door
That's no chivalry or daring,
That's a different kind of strife,
That's a mark of love and caring,
From my jealous bloody wife.
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French ladies like hats,
Brit ladies like drinks,
The Danish are different,
Hey Sailor, join DICS!
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7 hours ago, Anne Wildcat said:
To help reduce ganking of new players, why not add no combat marks, gold, or xp if attacking a player more than 2 levels below you.
Some fight for fun, some fight for marks,
Some fight for fame, some fight for the story,
But if one only fights against newbies in barques,
They should not make the lists or have glory.
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Just a game it's just a game
All the same it's all the same
Blue dots turning black and red
The baguettes want all rats dead
Fight on forums fight on seas
Live your lie and lie to please
Crown of gold or crown of thorns
What awaits kings no one knows
Wheels keep turning in the air
Read your fortune if you dare
Nothing matters no one cares
Time will show how each one fares!
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WITH eagerness he drinks the treach'rous potion,
Nor stops to rest, by the first taste misled;
Sweet is the draught, but soon all power of motion
He finds has from his tender members fled;
No longer has he strength to plume his wing,
No longer strength to raise his head, poor thing!
E'en in enjoyment's hour his life he loses,
His little foot to bear his weight refuses;
So on he sips, and ere his draught is o'er,
Death veils his thousand eyes for evermore.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The squeaky wheel gets the grease! - JJJ Collection I
in Tavern
Posted · Edited by Jester Jake Jackson
Pirate hacks
Thank you. A few more entries...
XI. The Winning Move (Blame your Foes)
http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22171-serious-server-health/?do=findComment&comment=454754
When your game fails what should you do?
When reasoned arguments are through,
When discontent is at it's peak,
What sort of wisdom should you seek?
You blame your foes!
Who says that grinding slots ain't fun?
Just blame your foes!
The fledgling newbies we'll outgun!
We blame your foes!
Our toxic chat is filled with hate?
Lets blame your foes!
The broken tag meta is great!
Must blame your foes!
Why should you fix long sailing bore?
I blame your foes!
Each play should feel just like a chore!
He blames your foes!
When you let hardcore fakes have sway,
All blame their foes?
The winning move is not to play!
XII. Sound of Pirates (My Favorite Things - Parody)
http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22358-end-of-the-server/?do=findComment&comment=458487
Beating to quarters
And grape loaded chasers
Sharp boarding axes and bright polished sabers
Black flags that wave side to side in the winds
These are a few of my favorite things!
Double Ball Broadsides, and Boarding bell ringing
Reload and crew shock
And falling down rigging
Wild melee fights and the joy it all brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the Brits run
When the French flee
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad...