Jester Jake Jackson

Thank you. A few more entries... XI. The Winning Move (Blame your Foes) http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22171-serious-server-health/?do=findComment&comment=454754 When your game fails what should you do? When reasoned arguments are through, When discontent is at it's peak, What sort of wisdom should you seek? You blame your foes! Who says that grinding slots ain't fun? Just blame your foes! The fledgling newbies we'll outgun! We blame your foes! Our toxic chat is filled with hate? Lets blame your foes! The broken tag meta is great! Must blame your foes! Why should you fix long sailing bore? I blame your foes! Each play should feel just like a chore! He blames your foes! When you let hardcore fakes have sway, All blame their foes? The winning move is not to play! XII. Sound of Pirates (My Favorite Things - Parody) http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22358-end-of-the-server/?do=findComment&comment=458487 Beating to quarters And grape loaded chasers Sharp boarding axes and bright polished sabers Black flags that wave side to side in the winds These are a few of my favorite things! Double Ball Broadsides, and Boarding bell ringing Reload and crew shock And falling down rigging Wild melee fights and the joy it all brings These are a few of my favorite things When the Brits run When the French flee When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad...

Beating to quarters And grape loaded chasers Sharp boarding axes and bright polished sabers Black flags that wave side to side in the winds These are a few of my favorite things! Double Ball Broadsides, and Boarding bell ringing Reload and crew shock And falling down rigging Wild melee fights and the joy it all brings These are a few of my favorite things When the Brits run When the French flee When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad...

When your game fails what should you do? When reasoned arguments are through, When discontent is at it's peak, What sort of wisdom should you seek? You blame your foes! Who says that grinding slots ain't fun? Just blame your foes! The fledgling newbies we'll outgun! We blame your foes! Our toxic chat is filled with hate? Lets blame your foes! The broken tag meta is great! Must blame your foes! Why should you fix long sailing bore? I blame your foes! Each play should feel just like a chore! He blames your foes! When you let hardcore fakes have sway, All blame their foes? The winning move is not to play!

X. The Grinder Song http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22013-grind-discussion/?do=findComment&comment=454481 We like to eat cake, we like to eat nuts, We can't move our ass, magnificent fats! We don't like the gym, all work and no play, For our validation, we'll grind ships all daaay! You're pumping your abs, we're pumping XP, You're dating them lasses, we sink ships for free! When you come back home, and want to set sail, Why should we be equal? That would really faaail! The one who grinds... The one who grinds... The one who griiiiinds! Should win all the fights! Hooray! IX. Hysterically Historical Song http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22138-invisibility-speed-revenge-fleet-sorted-immunity-for-gankers/?do=findComment&comment=454479 Invisible ships are historical, hysterically historical, Invisible ships are historical, my fair lady Defensive tags are historical, hysterically historical, Defensive tags are historical, my fair lady! When one can't outgun, One must always run, When one can't outsail, There must be no trail, When chasers appear, Them we shouldn't fear, Historically hysterical we are the true raiders! All enemy ships are magical, magically magical, All enemy ships we attack at range, and make our free escape! Huzzah! VIII. For SCAR http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22036-scar-southern-cross-armedaussie-raiders-danish-clan/?do=findComment&comment=453068 Somewhere east of Gibraltar, Sharing stories by the stars, Said the Sailor to the Gunner, See this gnarly wicked scar? That's no splinter, that's no pike No corsair did my head strike, That's no cannonball or oar, No boatswain or crooked door That's no chivalry or daring, That's a different kind of strife, That's a mark of love and caring, From my jealous bloody wife. VII. For ROVER http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/20334-rover-searovers-pvp-global-france/?do=findComment&comment=453067 There's no error, it's no fluke, Sail alone? You'll meet the duke! Sella? L4wrence? Merry band! Better keep your flint at hand. Rovers raid across the seas, Traders - pay your escort fees! VI. For DICS http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/21141-dics-denmark-norway-danmark-norge-pvp-global/?do=findComment&comment=453066 French ladies like hats, Brit ladies like drinks, The Danish are different, Hey Sailor, join DICS! V. On Pub Stomping http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22106-new-player-retention/?do=findComment&comment=453063 Some fight for fun, some fight for marks, Some fight for fame, some fight for the story, But if one only fights against newbies in barques, They should not make the lists or have any glory. IV. Questions that Matter http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/21690-you-want-to-develop-this-game-or-you-dont-give-a-st-anymore/?do=findComment&comment=453062 Some play to live, some live to play, Some like to grief, some are quite gay! What life is real? What game is false? Who is your king? Who is the horse? III. Port Battle Suggestion http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/21271-the-conquest-part-1-port-battle-mechanics/?do=findComment&comment=453061 Fight on seas and fight on lands, Fight with pike and cannon, Move your transports with all hands, To the coasts they land on. II. Fighting Farewell http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22116-farewell-naval-action/?do=findComment&comment=453059 Goodbye Farewell Auf Wiedersehen, Ciao, Adios, and Hasta Siempre! We'll share a world and fight again, In fields of smoke and embers! I. Wheel of Fortune (Tenth Card) http://forum.game-labs.net/topic/22103-x-wheel-of-fortune/ Just a game it's just a game All the same it's all the same Blue dots turning black and red The baguettes want all rats dead Fight on forums fight on seas Live your lie and lie to please Crown of gold or crown of thorns What awaits kings no one knows Wheels keep turning in the air Read your fortune if you dare Nothing matters no one cares Time will show how each one fares!

We like to eat cake, we like to eat nuts, We can't move our ass, magnificent fats! We don't like the gym, all work and no play, For our validation, we'll grind ships all daaay! You're pumping your abs, we're pumping XP, You're dating them lasses, we sink ships for free! When you come back home, and want to set sail, Why should we be equal? That would really faaail! The one who grinds... The one who grinds... The one who griiiiinds! Should win all the fights! Hooray!

Invisible ships are historical, hysterically historical, Invisible ships are historical, my fair lady Defensive tags are historical, hysterically historical, Defensive tags are historical, my fair lady! When one can't outgun, One must always run, When one can't outsail, There must be no trail, When chasers appear, Them we shouldn't fear, Historically hysterical we are the true raiders! All enemy ships are magical, magically magical, All enemy ships we attack at range, and make our free escape! Huzzah!

Somewhere east of Gibraltar, Sharing stories by the stars, Said the Sailor to the Gunner, See this gnarly wicked scar? That's no splinter, that's no pike No corsair did my head strike, That's no cannonball or oar, No boatswain or crooked door That's no chivalry or daring, That's a different kind of strife, That's a mark of love and caring, From my jealous bloody wife.

French ladies like hats, Brit ladies like drinks, The Danish are different, Hey Sailor, join DICS!

Some fight for fun, some fight for marks, Some fight for fame, some fight for the story, But if one only fights against newbies in barques, They should not make the lists or have glory.

Just a game it's just a game All the same it's all the same Blue dots turning black and red The baguettes want all rats dead Fight on forums fight on seas Live your lie and lie to please Crown of gold or crown of thorns What awaits kings no one knows Wheels keep turning in the air Read your fortune if you dare Nothing matters no one cares Time will show how each one fares!

WITH eagerness he drinks the treach'rous potion, Nor stops to rest, by the first taste misled; Sweet is the draught, but soon all power of motion He finds has from his tender members fled; No longer has he strength to plume his wing, No longer strength to raise his head, poor thing! E'en in enjoyment's hour his life he loses, His little foot to bear his weight refuses; So on he sips, and ere his draught is o'er, Death veils his thousand eyes for evermore. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe