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Passion for the game.........................oh yes and he contributes a lot spending countless hours looking at ways to improve it..........................but he is also a follower of Machiavelli  who's picture he  has adopted. Need I say more........................................... loves playing mindgames.

Codename in ELITE.....................'Dick' ......................................

Leadership style in battle................................HELP  ME FLIP................ oh hell I'm sinking!  

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Fellas.......................... as Elite we are just a group of players like any other.........................I have said we ought to change the damn stupid name. Sometimes we sink opponents at others we get sunk. The rest is in the mind of the "Clan creator" who is going to return to find a bunch of  "unhappy" members  who he treats at times with what borders on contempt. He loses more ships than the rest of us put together......................and we are the ones that build them

Keel hauling  is coming bck into fashion.

 

We do believe in fighting whatever the odds.

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Norfolk .......................what are you doing?

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For  sale ..................no free transfer.........................all right how much will it cost us to get some other clan to take him..........................one slightly deranged Clan leader with delusions of importance. Has a nasty habit in battle of accidently firing at his own  side.....................or bu**gering off on some mad suicidal  charge towards the enemy  making strange burbling noises.

 

Each day when signing on you can be sure to find that overnight has has come up with yet another hare brained scheme......................and this is the latest. Those who know us  wil be aware that those named are kindly souls who love their Grannies and  like to live peacefully with all.

If I knew how to do it I would set Elan on him but cannot find any sign of this supposed organisation.................and as for the church ..............................!

 

No serious or hilarious offer refused ..........................help us ..........................please!

 

 

 

 

[Declaration of Victory and the Terms]

Keep it up guys....................passing this around friends in the 'real world' is giving a lot of people a great deal of amusement. This is a game and meant to be fun.