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Russian captain @Varaborn has written some really nice and funny poem about the brutal reality in the game. 

Here is a familiar interpretation of it to let captains from the another communities to delight in reading this masterpiece. Enjoy! :lol:


One day near a Swedish port

Three Swedes beat NPCs under the fort.


They snuggled up to the fort that day

But gankers sank them anyway.


Of course carebears wept with insistence:

“Formers, give us at least some Vics in assistance!  


Help us developers otherwise we will find

Another game for same carebearing in kind!


Make the green zones for us much-much wider

And add reinforcements to let us be snider,


Let battles be opened twenty-five minutes

That we can help our teammates within its!


Using Surprises they capture Bellonas, such muckers! 

And we’re not problem – but only these f*ckers,


Who during the test became a good player

And beats us non-stop – this is unfair!


And if they continue to bring us a pain,

Be sure we’ll weep at the forum again.


That’s better to change all for players as we

Than learn to play well and win in the sea!“

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