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Every so often, I find an AI ship that's such an eye-wateringly awful design that it makes the early French pre-dreadnoughts look like masterpieces of naval architecture. I've taken to screenshotting them, and since we're all a little bored, I thought I'd present some of the more recent exhibits here. Would love to see yours.

Exhibit A: The Pick'n'Mix
"Sorry sir, but we're out of triple secondaries. But can I interest you in our mix-and-match funnel special, four for the price of three?"

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Exhibit B: The Optimist
I feel sorry for this one. Who's going to tell him we aren't getting planes for a while?

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Exhibit C : Compensating For Something
What happens when you build a battlecruiser with the turrets higher than the bridge? Exactly what you'd expect. We'll just forget about the mixed-calibre turret farm on the other ship.

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Exhibit D : The Self-Own
Reckoned by German strategists to be quicker and more efficient than fighting the Grand Fleet in open water. Incidentally, did someone get the 3" and 6" mounts mixed up after a little too much Berliner Weisse?

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Exhibit E: The Imminent Capsize
What in the name of Kaiser Wilhelm's immaculately waxed moustache is that? Eh, pretty soon you'll need a scuba suit to figure it out.

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I found this one quite amusing, i'm having a 1v1 battleship fight, I build this:

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And the AI goes all out, and builds what can only be described as a modern take on a pre-dreadnought:

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Another big brain design decision made by the AI, was to have the main, heavy, forward turret raised on a barbette, so it can be superfiring above a light secondary gun... (having it the other way around is just absurd obviously XD!) 

 

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Having it other way around is just impossible thanks to our terribly limited designer..

Though it's perfectly fine to not use any barbettes, you shoot broadsides anyway.

I've noticed multiple occasions of AI using barbettes for no apparent reason, it really loves them now

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This thread is both valuable and comedy gold.

I've often wondered at the penalties some of these things must have from smoke interference, pitch/roll and longitudinal weight imbalances.

As I've said so many times (yeah, I know I repeat myself), this is yet another example of why good design includes a list of "must NOT" conditions.

Must not place a barbette without a turret.

Must not place a funnel ahead of the main tower.

Must not place a main armament superfiring over a secondary mount.

Must not produce accuracy penalties greater than 'x' in any specific aspect OR greater than 'y' in total. THIS one I think is something they ought to experiment with ASAP.

I've noticed the AI tends to build glass cannons. Rather frustrating to face them in a scenario when you consider that they'd be utterly disastrous for the AI in a campaign if a better balanced design can defeat them despite their firepower (especially in light of the issue of gunnery penalties I've mentioned above).

I'd have thought this is pretty basic stuff. Perhaps I should put it in the "long list of issues" thread? Mind you, there's plenty I could put there along with relevant screen snips etc. Trouble is I'm kind of tired of saying the same things, lol, when they never appear to be acknowledged and thus do any good.

Edit: I posted something on this in the "Issues" thread.

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1 hour ago, Cpt.Hissy said:

Sake i guess.

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Same battle. Are they secretly a player?
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"Which guns would we use, sir?" - "Oh i cant decide..."

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So, 3 out of 3 are dorked in some way, great job AI.

Hmm, it seems that the firing arcs intrusion values are not been added into the probability placement formula.

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6 minutes ago, Skeksis said:

Hmm, it seems that the firing arcs intrusion values are not been added into the probability placement formula.

Just FYI, I added a fairly detailed comment on this very point in my post in the "Issues" thread.

I suspect that point, along with stacking up accuracy penalties plus inadequate armouring are the 3 single biggest elements of the AI's design output "problems".

If an AI could take drugs I'd just as easily blame that.

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On 11/23/2020 at 12:51 AM, Whomst'd've said:

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Another big brain design decision made by the AI, was to have the main, heavy, forward turret raised on a barbette, so it can be superfiring above a light secondary gun... (having it the other way around is just absurd obviously XD!) 

And to think devs told us that monitors wouldn't appear in game... 😂

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