As one of the Jesters to the court of His Majesty The Mad King, Af Guds Nåde Konge af Danmark og Norge, de Venders og Gothers, Hertug udi Slesvig, Holsten, Stormarn, Ditmarsken, Oldenburg og Delmenhorst.
I here by proclaimeth upon thee that acording to rumours around the Danish court, the Köttbullar has to be provided by the swedes as we don't know the secret ingredient that The Swedish King Gustaf Adolphus puts in his fameous Köttbullar.
As a compensation we may offer thee some of the world renown Danish Røde pølser that you may suck on, we are certain that you will love the juicyness and exquisit flavor.
Other rumours says that Søfiskalen at Holmen in Copenhagen is very pleased to see the Danish output of le retardable class ships.
As long as the prison island of St. Croix is able serve the Danish fleet with Iron and coal for gun production,Copenhagen has no fear nor doubt in our victory and ability to regain what is rightfully ours.
-Svennik, washing my hair with gräddsås.