>kiddo, lvl uknown (probably ensign)
>hello kittyn' fanatic of NA
>uses TV Series name on forums hiding his real personality
>starts lots of shitstorms and dramas
>writes everywhere propaganda about Britain - best nation
>such stronk, much powah
>everyone join Great Britain, rule Britannia rule the waves
>Is more patriotic in online video game than most people in real life
>Takes everything super seriously, considers online pixels as real life
>Ultimate racist, calls enemies spantards, frogs, scams, traitors and such
>Players from his own nation hate him and disagree for his forum shitposting XD
>To prove his point, spams patriotic songs from youtube
>Gets beaten by most nations
>Great Britain is unbeaten, British Empire will rise again
>Threatens everyone with a war on forums while losing most wars and ports near safe zones
>Only success is taking few neutral ports and few shallow ports from US in Bahamas.
>Claims that British Empire is now much better and stronger without all traitors
>Forgets to check map situation
>Cartagena lost, WO/LO ports at Florida lost, George Town and Caymans lost, Misteriosa lost, ports around Belize lost.
>Rule_Britannia.mp3 plays FULL VOLUME, before starting to cry
>Sh*t, let's write something on forums, will make me feel better
>British Empire is the strongest nation, join us today! Kill the traitors, spantards and our enemies. If you surrender to GB, we won't kill you.
>Feels good, man.
>OMG, stupid forum users posting again screenshots of British fleets getting destroyed
>Let me insult them using ad hominem arguments, stupid players, get rekt.
>Thanks Devs we have safe zones, now British Empire will never ever lose Jamaica again, such stronk empire, so safe, wow.
>Time for bed, enough forum PvP for today. Tomorrow will be a better day for British Empire
> @Batman? @Banished Privateer? @Jorge? What are you all doing here?
>We found you Gosnell. Captain? Major? Or maybe Admiral already? Admiral Gosnell xD
>Fok, how did you find me? God save the queen!
>Sets house on fire and jumps out of window
>In reality just falls on the floor from bed
>It was just a bad dream, Gosnell.
>Keep calm & Britannia rule the waves.
>Wait, what time is it?
>Right, need to tow my ship for the next PB, but I've already used my tow, damn.
>Right, I know what to do. I need to contact my master.
>Ah Lord, Scotty the Beam Master, hear my words!
>I need to get my HMS Victory for PB today, plz gib beam me up, Scotty.
>You filthy, dirty peasant, how dare you awake me?
>Ah, forgive me almighty Scotty, my Lord.
>Say the words as I taught you, Gosnell
>Our King George, who art in port,
hallowed be thy Name,
thy British Empire come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Caribbean.
Give us this day our daily repairs.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive traitors,
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Lord Vicious.
For thine is the British Empire,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.
>Very well, your ship shall be beamed.
>Damn, that's Lord Theytus!
>Horatio, kill Theytus! He's here to ruin it again
>Aye, aye, that Froggy Traitor shall die from the British hand!
>Ah snap, that's Spanish Armada!
>They are about to kill a British trader
>Horatio hides in forest, watching Brit die
>Stupid Spantards, they will pay for that!
>Let me just get back online on forums, they will regret these actions
>Pirates near Port Morant, killing British 1st rate
>Russkies Putins flipping British ports
>US attacking us in Bahamas
>Swedes taking over highest value port
>Polack killed a British cutter (Eh, that means war!)
>Frogs ganking some Brits at KPR
>Danish DNP raiding Panama and Bluefielfs coast.
>It's all fine. Long live the British Empire. We are strong, stronger without all those traitors!
>Tomorrow will be a better day for us.